Sometimes you don’t get what you want, because you deserve better.
“It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.”
- Rene Descartes
“Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.”— Randy Pausch
(Source: quotemadness.com)
the treat yo self scene in parks and rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self-control
Foreplay starts before you even touch her
I wish more of you would understand this
HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE
With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.
This might be my favorite post hahaha
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
The first time I found a bay leaf in something I was eating, I had never seen one. But I’m not a fucking idiot so I just assumed it was part of the recipe.







