July 2012
2 tags
Americans during the Olympics: OH MY GOSH I LOVE AMERICA WE ARE SO GREAT RED WHITE AND BLUE HOLY CRAP USA GO TEAM FUCK THE REST GO FOR THE GOOOLD FREEDOM
Americans at any other time: ew fuck america I hate this country we are falling to shit.
dreamongood:
when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
threepac:
i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
sexybritishllama:
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on your whole family
dishonor on you
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society:
Girls:
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
1 tag
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
vivianlue:
I’m still in the process of learning who I am and what I actually want.
It’s okay to wear lots of make up, just like it’s okay to wear none at all.
It’s okay to shave your legs, and it’s okay to let your body hair grow out as well.
It’s okay to cut and color your hair, just like it’s okay to leave it natural.
It’s okay to wear short skirts and tube tops, and it’s okay to wear pants and a sweater.
Do what makes you feel comfortable, not what society or others...
Watchshavingryansprivates:
i’M SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THIS IS
I found this in the theater while waiting to see the The Dark Knight Rises
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing
gandhilicious:
plot twist: gretchen weiners got fetch to happen
I've always found it adorable
When two people stay up all night talking on the phone. Even though they’re obviously tired, the last thing they want is to say goodbye. So they keep talking, fighting the urge to fall asleep. But eventually, someone will fall asleep and that’s okay. Because the person who was left hanging can fall asleep with a smile on their face, knowing that they’ll recieve a call or a text message first...
kittymunch:
willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
I want to take cute pictures with you.
Watchjay-dakiss:
mabels-sweater-whore:
the-impulsekids:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
OH GOOD SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK FOR SO LONG OMFG
I dont even care if this doesn’t match my type of blog, I’m reblogging it! I love it so much ahahaha
praise jesus its back
I FEEL LIKE I’VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE THIS AGAIN
bless this post
Y SO...
